Sloane Street, SW1X, once the shutters come down
Outcall only · by appointmentSloane Street is half a mile long, runs due south from Knightsbridge to Sloane Square, and carries more designer names per hundred yards than any other street in the country. It is also, after six in the evening, one of the emptiest streets in central London. The shutters go down, the lighting stays on, and for five or six hours there is a wide, bright, silent avenue with almost nobody on it.
That emptiness is the point of this page. Companions attend the hotels and the flats along the street and the garden squares behind it, from £250 an hour, travel included inside Zones 1 and 2. The ladder has the figures and The Hang has the women.
Doors we arrive at
- SW1X 9PYKnightsbridge
- SW1X 9SGChelsea
- SW3 2RPChelsea
- SW3 2RJChelsea
- SW1X 7RLKnightsbridge
Nearest stations
- KnightsbridgePiccadilly2 min walk
- Sloane SquareCircle, District6 min walk
- Hyde Park CornerPiccadilly10 min walk
Nearest to Sloane Street
Nobody on the wall keeps Sloane Street as her own district, so these 8 are the nearest to it, ordered by how few streets lie between her door and yours. Any of the 28 in the hang can be asked for by name instead.
Ten minutes, end to end
From the Knightsbridge junction to Sloane Square is about ten minutes at a walking pace, or fifteen if you stop. It is the most useful ten minutes in SW1X: it connects two Underground stations, two garden squares, and two quite different halves of the evening. Guests who have spent the day being driven everywhere tend to find that the walk down it after dinner does more for the evening than another room would.
The church halfway down
Holy Trinity stands back from the street on the eastern side, and behind a plain enough front it holds one of the great Arts and Crafts interiors in England: a vast east window made by Morris and Burne-Jones, and metalwork by half a dozen people who were changing their trade at the time. It keeps daytime hours and is often empty. Twenty minutes in it before an early table is a better opening to an evening than a bar, and it is one of the few things on this street that costs nothing.
Five addresses on the street, or a minute from it
SW1X 9PY, on Cadogan Place halfway down. SW1X 7RL, at the top by Wilton Place. SW1X 9SG, at the Sloane Square end on the corner. SW3 2RP and SW3 2RJ, both a minute behind the southern end on the garden square.
No hotel on this list has any connection to this house. They are named so that you can place yourself, and for nothing else.
Two stations, one at each end
Knightsbridge is 2 minutes from the northern end on the Piccadilly line, which makes it the simplest address in SW1X for anyone arriving from Heathrow. Sloane Square is 6 minutes from the southern end, Circle and District. Hyde Park Corner is 10 minutes north-east. Between the two ends there is no station at all, which is another reason the street empties so completely after six.
Who books on this street
People staying in the flats above the shops, which are numerous and rarely noticed. Guests of the hotels who came for two days of shopping and had not thought about the evenings. Residents of the garden squares behind, who treat the street as a corridor rather than a destination. And a certain number of guests who simply like arriving somewhere at nine in the evening where there is nobody about to notice them arriving.
An early start, which is better
Half past six, in October. A guest at the Sloane Square end asks for three hours and would rather begin before the light goes entirely. Tamsin suggests Molly, who prefers an early start and says so.
They walk up the street while the last shutters come down, take a table off the square at half past seven, and are back at the door by half past nine with the evening unhurried at every point in it. Three hours, £700, handed over at the start and never discussed again.
The two closest to the street
Lucy is twenty-four, dark curls, keeps small talk short and likes a seat in the stalls; concert evenings need a few days, but dinner on this street can usually be arranged the same day she is free. Molly is warm first and clever second and is in no hurry to prove either, and is comfortable at short notice for an evening near the square.
From either end, Bianka, Margo and Sonya come down from Knightsbridge in minutes, and Lea, Patricia and Violetta across from Belgravia.
Where the street leads
Knightsbridge closes the northern end at the junction. Belgravia lies immediately east behind Cadogan Place. The King's Road and Chelsea begin at the southern end past Sloane Square. Pimlico is fifteen minutes south, and all of it is attended at the same figures with travel inside the fee.
Two pages worth reading for Sloane Street
Before you write
The hotels, and the restaurants around both squares at either end. The street itself is shut, which is exactly why guests like walking down it. If you want a busy room, the King's Road end delivers one in four minutes and your companion will steer you there without being asked twice.
Yes. Name the bar when you write and she is in it at the agreed minute, dressed for the room and occupied with something rather than looking round for you. If you would rather she came up, give the room number at confirmation. Nothing is left at a desk either way.
Usually a few minutes of messages. Two companions work this street and several more are within ten minutes of it. For a table the same evening, an hour or two of notice helps; for a drink and conversation at your hotel, it is often possible to start within the hour.
Knightsbridge, 2 minutes from the top of the street on the Piccadilly line, which runs direct from Heathrow. Sloane Square is 6 minutes from the bottom on the Circle and District lines. Your companion arrives by car, and within the first two fare zones that journey is inside the fee.
One hour £250, ninety minutes £400, two hours £500, three hours £700, a four hour dinner date £900 and ten hours overnight £1,800. Weekends are arranged on request. There is no shopping day rate, no evening supplement, and no charge for a late start.
Hung next to Sloane Street
01Belgravia hotel visits
Same ladder, same arrival window, a few streets over.
SW1X, SW1W02Knightsbridge
Same ladder, same arrival window, a few streets over.
SW1X, SW703companions near Chelsea
Same ladder, same arrival window, a few streets over.
SW304Mayfair hotel visits
Same ladder, same arrival window, a few streets over.
W1K, W1J05Park Lane
Same ladder, same arrival window, a few streets over.
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