Grosvenor Square, W1K, and evenings that start on the garden side
Outcall only · by appointmentGrosvenor Square is six acres of lawn and plane trees, the second largest square in London, and the only place in the whole of W1 where you can stand on grass with buildings of that size on four sides of you. It was laid out in the 1720s, rebuilt piecemeal ever since, and for most of the twentieth century it was better known for who had offices on it than for what was in the middle.
The middle is the point now. An evening that begins with a quarter of an hour on the garden side is a different evening from one that begins in a lobby, and it costs nothing extra. Companions attend the square and the streets around it from £250 an hour. The ladder is on one page; the women are on The Hang.
Doors we arrive at
- W1K 2HPGrosvenor Square
- W1K 6TFMayfair
- W1K 4HRMayfair
- W1K 2ALMayfair
- W1K 7TNPark Lane
Nearest stations
- Bond StreetCentral, Jubilee, Elizabeth line4 min walk
- Marble ArchCentral6 min walk
- Green ParkJubilee, Piccadilly, Victoria10 min walk
Nearest to Grosvenor Square
Nobody on the wall keeps Grosvenor Square as her own district, so these 8 are the nearest to it, ordered by how few streets lie between her door and yours. Any of the 28 in the hang can be asked for by name instead.
A quarter of an hour on the grass
The gardens are open to anyone and are at their best in the half hour before dusk, when the offices have emptied and the square belongs to residents walking dogs. There are memorials in it, including one to the American aircrew who flew with the RAF before their own country entered the war, and a garden planted for the dead of September 2001. It is a quiet place rather than a solemn one. One of our companions asks for the extra fifteen minutes before dinner specifically so that she can walk round it first.
The grand addresses on the four sides
W1K 2HP, on the south-eastern corner. W1K 6TF, a short walk east in Balderton Street, with its own small square in front. W1K 4HR, five minutes down Brook Street. W1K 2AL, six minutes south by Carlos Place. W1K 7TN, five minutes west on the lane.
There is no arrangement between this house and any of them, and there never has been. They are here as landmarks, so that you can measure the walk.
The working week in W1K
The square keeps office hours in a way the rest of Mayfair does not, and it shows in the bookings. Tuesday to Thursday are the busy nights, and the commonest request is a two hour evening at £500 beginning at half past seven, after a last call has run over. Friday empties early. Saturday is residents and hotel guests only, and is the easiest night of the week to book at short notice.
Stations and minutes
Bond Street is 4 minutes south-east, with the Central and Jubilee lines and the Elizabeth line, which puts Heathrow about half an hour away and Canary Wharf rather less. Marble Arch is 6 minutes north-west on the Central line. Green Park is 10 minutes south. Companions travel by car, and within the two central fare zones the journey is already inside the fee.
Who books around the square
People working long weeks in the offices on and behind it, who want an evening that does not require planning. Guests of the hotels on the four sides, often here for three or four nights and often booking twice. Residents of the flats along the northern side, which are quieter than anything else in W1. The request is nearly always the same: someone composed, on time, and able to carry a conversation that has nothing to do with the working day.
One Wednesday, as it went
A quarter past seven. A guest at W1K 2HP writes for three hours, starting as soon as possible. Tamsin suggests Tiffany, who likes a walk round the square before dinner and asks for the extra half hour to do it. Confirmed at twenty past.
Eight o'clock. They cross into the gardens while the light goes, then take a banquette on Upper Grosvenor Street at half past. She leaves at eleven. Three hours, £700, given to her at the door and not raised again by either of them.
Within ten minutes of the gardens
Roxi is twenty-three, black haired, gold at dinner and entirely uninterested in a crowd; she prefers to meet in a hotel lounge rather than a lobby and is comfortable at a few hours' notice. Tiffany wears something that catches the light and has a very quiet way of wearing it, and takes long banquette dinners over short calls.
Inside the same postcode, Angelika, Luna and Samanta walk over in minutes, Tina and Vanessa come up from Mount Street, and Jasmin and Nancy from the lane.
The square's neighbours
Mayfair surrounds it on three sides and begins at every corner. Mount Street is six minutes south past Carlos Place. Park Lane is five minutes west down Upper Grosvenor Street. North across Oxford Street lies Marylebone, about eight minutes on foot from the top corner. Bond Street and Marble Arch sit either side and are attended on the same terms.
Two pages worth reading for Grosvenor Square
Before you write
They are open to the public and are at their best in the half hour before dusk, which in December is mid afternoon and in June is close to ten. If you want a quarter of an hour on the grass before dinner, say so when you book and allow the extra time; one of our companions asks for it herself.
Saturday, by some margin, because the offices are shut and the square belongs to residents and hotel guests. Tuesday to Thursday are the busy evenings here. Tamsin will tell you honestly which companions are free rather than offer you a shorter list dressed up as a full one.
About 4 minutes south-east, with the Central and Jubilee lines and the Elizabeth line, which is the useful one from Heathrow or the City. Marble Arch is 6 minutes the other way. Your companion arrives by car in every case, and inside Zones 1 and 2 that fare is part of the fee.
Yes, and one of the two companions nearest the square prefers it. Name the room when you book. She arrives at the minute agreed, orders something and waits properly rather than hovering by a door. If you would sooner she came directly up, the room number goes to her at confirmation.
One hour £250, ninety minutes £400, two hours £500, three hours £700, four hour dinner date £900, ten hours overnight £1,800, weekends on request. Nothing is added for a late start or a short notice booking, and the figure confirmed is the figure handed over on arrival.
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