Where we attend, and the twelve districts we know properly
Where we attendThis is not a coverage map. It is a list of the places where a companion can tell you which table is quiet on a Tuesday, which hotel entrance is the easy one, and how long the walk really takes. Twelve districts, all of them central, all of them within the first two fare zones.
If your address is not on the list, it does not mean we will not come. It means we would rather not pretend to know the street.
Where we attend
01Mayfair
3 companions keep this district, and the rest reach it in the same window.
W1K, W1J02Park Lane
Attended by the whole hang, thirty to forty five minutes to the door.
W1K03Grosvenor Square
Attended by the whole hang, thirty to forty five minutes to the door.
W1K04St James's
Attended by the whole hang, thirty to forty five minutes to the door.
SW1A, SW1Y05Mount Street
Attended by the whole hang, thirty to forty five minutes to the door.
W1K06Marylebone
2 companions keep this district, and the rest reach it in the same window.
W1U, W1G07Belgravia
3 companions keep this district, and the rest reach it in the same window.
SW1X, SW1W08Knightsbridge
3 companions keep this district, and the rest reach it in the same window.
SW1X, SW709Sloane Street
Attended by the whole hang, thirty to forty five minutes to the door.
SW1X10Kensington
Attended by the whole hang, thirty to forty five minutes to the door.
W811Chelsea
3 companions keep this district, and the rest reach it in the same window.
SW312Holland Park
Attended by the whole hang, thirty to forty five minutes to the door.
W11, W14The twelve, in three groups
North of the park: Mayfair and the streets inside it, Mount Street, the square, the hotel row on the lane, and Marylebone above Oxford Street.
South and west of Hyde Park Corner: Belgravia, Knightsbridge, the designer mile and Chelsea. South of Piccadilly: St James's. Out west: Kensington and Holland Park.
What each page carries
Real postcodes. Stations, with their lines and an honest count of the minutes on foot. The hotels, named as landmarks and nothing more, because we hold no arrangement with any hotel anywhere. Who tends to book there and why. And the companions who live in the district or next to it, which you can also reach directly through The Hang.
Travel, plainly
All twelve lie inside Zones 1 and 2, and there her journey is counted in the fee already. Beyond that, Tamsin quotes the fare both ways before anything is fixed, as one figure with the fee, so you see the whole of it before you agree. Heathrow and Gatwick take bookings of three hours or more, with the travelling time counted inside them.
Before you write
Usually, yes. The twelve pages mark what we know street by street; they are not the edge of where a companion will travel. Tell Tamsin the address and she will tell you honestly how long it takes and whether the fare is inside the fee or added to it.
No. An hour is £250 in every one of the twelve, and every figure above it is the same wherever you are. There is no West End rate and no outer rate. What changes between districts is how long she takes to arrive, and Tamsin tells you that before you agree to anything.