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Mount Street

Mount Street, W1K, where a whole evening fits in four minutes

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Mount Street is a quarter of a mile long. Four minutes at an unhurried pace takes you from the Park Lane end to Carlos Place at the far corner, and in those four minutes there is a hotel, a hidden garden, several shops that have been there longer than anyone alive, and enough good rooms to fill a week of evenings. It is the smallest area we attend and the one where least has to be arranged.

That is the whole argument for this page. If you are staying here, an evening needs no car, no timing and very little planning. Companions come from £250 an hour, with travel inside the fee. The ladder is short; the women are on The Hang.

Doors we arrive at

  • W1K 2ALMayfair
  • W1K 2HPGrosvenor Square
  • W1K 1QAPark Lane
  • W1J 5EBMayfair
  • W1K 7TNPark Lane

Nearest stations

  • Bond StreetCentral, Jubilee, Elizabeth line7 min walk
  • Green ParkJubilee, Piccadilly, Victoria7 min walk
  • Hyde Park CornerPiccadilly9 min walk

Nobody on the wall keeps Mount Street as her own district, so these 8 are the nearest to it, ordered by how few streets lie between her door and yours. Any of the 28 in the hang can be asked for by name instead.

Plate 02

Pink terracotta, and why

The street was rebuilt in the 1880s and 1890s by the estate in a deep pink terracotta that almost nothing else in London was built in, with Dutch gables, moulded panels and a great deal of decoration that rewards looking up. It was an unfashionable choice at the time and has aged better than most of what was fashionable. The effect at dusk, when the lamps come on and the material goes from pink to something nearer orange, is worth four minutes of anyone's evening.

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The garden behind it

Behind the southern side of the street, reached through a gate that most people walk past, lies a long sheltered garden that was a burial ground before it was anything else. It has plane trees, benches, a great many blackbirds, and a microclimate that keeps it several degrees warmer than the pavement outside. It closes at dusk. A quarter of an hour in it before dinner is the reason one of our companions asks for the extra half hour, and she is right to.

Plate 04

Five hotels, all within a short walk

W1K 2AL, at the Carlos Place corner, which is the street’s own hotel in all but name. W1K 2HP, four minutes north on the square. W1K 1QA, four minutes west on the lane. W1J 5EB, six minutes south-east. W1K 7TN, six minutes north-west.

None of these houses is connected to ours, and none has ever been approached. They are named for distance, so that you know what four minutes buys you.

Plate 05

An evening with no car in it

This is the thing worth knowing about W1K. A two hour booking at £500 here can hold a drink, a table and a walk without a single journey in it, and a three hour evening at £700 leaves time to change rooms twice. Nothing is more than a few minutes away. Guests who have spent the day in traffic find this more restful than they expect, and it is the commonest reason people who have booked here once book here again.

Plate 06

Stations, for completeness

Bond Street is 7 minutes north-east, Central and Jubilee lines and the Elizabeth line. Green Park is 7 minutes south-east, Jubilee, Piccadilly and Victoria. Hyde Park Corner is 9 minutes south-west on the Piccadilly line. You will probably not use any of them. Your companion arrives by car, and within Zones 1 and 2 the fare is already inside the fee.

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Who books on the street

Guests at W1K 2AL, in numbers. Residents of the flats over the shops, which are large and very quiet. People who have come to Mayfair for a fitting or a sale and built an evening on the end of it. And a steady few who book here precisely because they do not want an itinerary: one street, one table, and somebody to walk it with.

Plate 08

On the street's own list

Tina is twenty-six, small, fast, espresso dark and impossible to intimidate; she is often free at short notice and walks to most W1 addresses rather than waiting for a car. Vanessa is twenty-five, hazel eyed and dressed in garden colours, is at her best over three hours or more, and likes that quarter of an hour among the plane trees before dinner.

A few streets either side, Roxi and Tiffany come from the square, Angelika, Luna and Samanta from the streets around Berkeley Square, and Jasmin and Nancy from the lane.

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Where Mount Street hands you on

The square is four minutes north. Park Lane is four minutes west, and the park a few minutes beyond it. The rest of Mayfair opens at the eastern end by Carlos Place and runs to Berkeley Square and Bond Street. St James's is ten minutes south across Piccadilly. All of it is attended at the same figures.

Questions

Before you write

It is four minutes long and it holds more good rooms than most districts three times its size. The point of booking here is that nothing needs arranging: no car, no crossing, no timing. Guests who want an evening with as few moving parts as possible ask for this street by name.

One of the two companions nearest the street usually does, which often makes her the quickest arrival in W1. The others come by car. Either way the journey is inside the fee within the first two fare zones, and Tamsin gives you a real arrival minute rather than an optimistic one.

A long sheltered garden behind the southern side of the street, entered through a gate that is easy to miss, with plane trees and benches and a good deal more birdsong than the pavement. It closes at dusk, which varies with the season. Fifteen minutes in it is a better start to an evening than a bar.

W1K 2AL sits at the Carlos Place corner and is the street’s hotel in everything but name. W1K 2HP, W1K 1QA, W1K 7TN and W1J 5EB all stand within four to six minutes. Nothing connects any of them to us and nothing ever has.

Often very little. One companion is frequently free at short notice and walks to most addresses in the postcode. A table at the good small rooms is easier with a day's notice, and a Friday or Saturday needs two. Tamsin will say plainly what is possible for the hour you want.

Tonight

Stand at the rope. We will unhook it.

Send the district, the hour and the length of the evening. A name and a confirmation come back before your first drink is finished.

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